OK. Major wah here.

Maths homework. It's a killer.

Wah.

Is this what we werewolves look like to you mortals? I'm gonna cry. We look like wolves. Have you read the Twilight Saga? Admittedly, they aren't true werewolves, but us real werewolves look like normal wolves too!

Hi!

Hi! Now, lets get a few things straight. Lets run on the assumption that fairies, werewolves and all manner of magical beings do exist, and I'm not a gibbering moron. There we go, now we're all friends! I'm Wolfy, and the feel of the wind through your fur and the ground under your paws is the best. Oh, did I not mention? I said werewolves exist, and I am one. I'm here to prove that werewolves aren't bloodthirsty and blondes aren't dumb.